Yes, Francophile, you read that right. The Kitty "ouvert" from Britain's Lascivious brand is downright sexy in only the way that an, ahem, open bottom can be. The sophisticated shape features a traditional bikini silhouette with a strategically-placed cascade of ruffles opening up to that ouvert back and bottom—framing the bum just so. We might have told you how much we love this play of negative space, the jaw-dropping combo of the bold strapping and sheer ruffles, but, frankly, whenever we're within a ten foot radius of this stunner, we can't say much of anything at all. Trust us, speechless is a good thing.